(Mal 3:16 KJV) Then they that feared the LORD
spake often one to another: and the LORD hearkened, and heard it, and a
book of remembrance was written before him for them that feared the LORD,
and that thought upon his name.
(Submitted by "Carolyn")
Subject: installing love
Customer: I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install
CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.
CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am?
Customer: Let me see...I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE,
CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE.
Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically.
CS Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need
Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?
CS Rep: What does the message say?
Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS".
CS Rep: Don't worry ma'am that's a common problem. It means that the
Customer: So what should I do?
CS Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
CS Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then
copy them to
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat
CS Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able
CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules
Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.
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